Sunday Star Times Letter

The Sunday Star Times recently printed the following letter:

Dear Sir

Your review of Brian Tamaki's Destiny Church and Political Party was interesting reading. But it failed to note that they are Hell-bound Liberals, because they do not follow ALL of the Word of God.

Only my own Church, 'Density Church', follows ALL of the commands in the Bible! That is why we insist that women be secluded for one week every month in their time of impurity, that pimples be cured with the blood of a bird, and that good Christians should wear boxers as underwear not briefs - all in accordance with the teachings of the Bible.

Destiny Church prides itself on its hard stance against homosexuals. But they're not hard enough! Only Density Church follows the literal Word of God, by insisting that homosexuals must be stoned to death.

If the Bible says it, I follow it, without thinking. 'Thinking' is only a temptation that the Devil places in our path, after all.

And while their political party Destiny NZ wants Creationism to be taught in schools, Density Church goes one step further. We want the Biblical belief in a Flat Earth to be taught in schools. Only when 'Flat-Earthism' is taught in our schools will the science syllabus fully reflect the scientific teachings of the Bible.

As the Bible clearly teaches, we live in a 3-tiered universe, with our flat earth resting between a solid dome above us and the cosmic waters below us. When I read the Bible, I realise how many lies those atheist scientists at NASA have made up, including that 'moon-walk' they filmed in the Arizona Desert.

Note that we have also started our own Political Party, 'Density NZ', which boasts 17 members nationwide, and is growing fast. Once we are elected to Parliament, you can just imagine what a country based on the ethics and science of the Bible will look like. Won't it be great?

Stephen Geddes


Auckland